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Dear MRR,
Listen up. I get 8 hours of sleep, I only go to G or PG movies, brush my teeth, eat a balanced diet from all 4 basic food groups. What are you gonna do punk? I listen to CRUCIAL YOUTH! Yeah, so what. They're the only band with enough guts to stand up to the issues that matter. Let's face it. Muffinheads who won't rewind video cassettes deserve no desert with supper. Gosh, some people's parents taught them no respect. So all you straightedgers who think MINOR THREAT is God, Ian McKaye should wash his mouth out with soap.

P.S. Sorry for being so vulgar, but it had to be done! CRUCIAL YOUTH RULE.


Dear CRUCIAL YOUTH,
Since you've been away, this upstart Syd Snott his shouting his mouth of about 77 style punk. Why don't you put this filthy, cursing, negative punk in his place. - JJ

We'll look into it - Gentleman Jim  


Dear CRUCIAL YOUTH,
I think your demo is the best. My favorite song is 4 rules. Mr. T is a blast.Most people think C.Y. is the most possitive S.E. band alive, but when they hear your demo they say you suck. Not me, I think you're great. And I'm S.E.

Dear CRUCIAL YOUTH,
I've always admired all S.E. bands, but you guys have made a commendable point - "Why Curse?" I'm glad you are spreading your message because others seem to rely on cursing way too much. Great Job.


Dear Crucial Youth,
My only hope is that in sharing and exposing my C.Y. merchandice with// - to others,so I can have the same profoundly positive impact on them as your music and lifestyle has had on me.
P.S. You guys are Mormons, right???


Dear C.Y.,
I used to think that Minor Threat was it except for their language! Are you guys Christians? It's great to see a positive band like yourselves to get the center page of Max R&R. God bless you.


Dear Crucial Youth,
The saddest day of my life was the day I missed your show in Albany. I'm sorry. I did the positive thing by working that day to support my ailing mother (send no money please - she got that way from living by non-straightedge ideals. Another thing I'm writing you about is your a[ppearance in the LOUSY LEFTIST RAG - Minimum RnR. Oh no! What's the story? MRR's none too positive (they curse). Maybe them bums at Lampricide sent it in - I don't know but Lampricide is a way cool 'zine and I will admit your MRR layout was an inspirational hight in an otherwize dark, dreary 'zine. Lucky for me it was the centerfold so I could bend back the staples and burn the rest....


Dear Crucial Youth,
It's really cool to see a straightedged band once in a while. I like your motto: Physically Strong, Mentally Awake, and Morally Straight.
It sounds a lot like the Boy Scout oath. Are you any religion or are you straightedge because of your conscience?

 

Wow-
You guys sound so positive and headed straight that I just have to check out your cassette. Hey, did you know that drinking is forbidden also under Islamic law? I'm sending Khameini my skateboard tomorrow. (A person in a so-called straightedge band) see straightedge is rooted in the new testament, but the Moslems have been at it a lot longer. SKATE HARD AND SAY YOUR PRAYERS

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Dear Maximum Rock & Roll and readers,
....My second complaint is lodged at Crucial Youth and the people at MRR who consented to publish such fascistic trash! It is one thing to be and live and practice straightedge philosophy, it is another thing to turn it into facistic dogmatism and shove it down peoples throats!
WHO F
**+#*CKING DIED AND MADE YOU GODS OF STRAIGHTEDGE?
You say that anyone who swears can't be truly straightedge! GO F
**+#*CKIN TELL IT TO IAN McCKAY AND THE REST OF MINOR THREAT!!! ....You are saying that just because a person does this or that he ain't straightedge! THIS IS ELITIST AND AS JUDGEMENTAL AS SAYING anyone who likes Sex Pistols. or dosn't (or does) have a mohawk must be a poseur.
...I'm disappointed with MRR for giving such Drug Free Fascists the space! For the past 51 issues I have been reading MRR for its honesty, reliability and credibility, and as a reader and consumer of your products, I must vent out my deepest feelings of disappointment in your judgement!
I hope that you do not give extremists like these any more of your time cause you're only waisting your time and your audience's time! Straightedge is PEER PRESSURE which is a form of fascism and is NEGATIVE!!


To Crucial Youth,
I just read the artical on you in Max R.R. I'm an old punk - 32 - love music - live etc. Drink when I want - swear moderately - and have a mind of my own - you're a little fascist. Who do you think you are - I can't believe young people can be like that - straightedge - Minor Threat etc. is old news and redundant - why don't you get a life and quitt preaching - I bet you're just a pimply faced kid who has never been laid anyway - I believe alcohol can kill - I've got 3 members of AA in my family but each to their own - Everything in moderation - you sound worse than someone's parents - Grow up a little - see how you feel when you've got a little mileage under your belt - why a shaved head - why the X's - old news - be yourself


To Crucial Youth:
Regarding: Your attitude. Your bias against other skate bands and punk bands. Hey dudes, why don't you join the Congressmen's wife Committee on Censorship? You don't even deserve to be in MRR or part of the thrash or punk scene when a band like yours starts making judgements about personal morality or lifestyles of others! And you know it!


To the Editor (Maximum Rock 'N' Roll,
After reading your recent spread on CRUCIAL YOUTH, I get the impression that unless the article was a cleverly disguised parody, we have regressed in twenty short years from "the age of Aquarius" to "the age of Edge".
While it has become obvious that excessive indulgence in illicit pleasures is neither   desirable nor healthy, the preachy and self-congratulatory attitude taken by those CRUCIAL YOUTH boys seems disturbingly reminiscent of Jerry Falwell and the Nazis. Perhaps, these guys would benefit from reviewing the old parable about the oak tree wherein said tree is constantly bragging about its superlative strength and size to a nearby reed over which it towers. During a severe windstorm, however, the stiff oak is blown down while the more pliable reed is able to bend and consequently remains standing. Loosen up, dudes!
P.S. I am enclosing a condom which I hope you will send these guys in case one of them decides it's not beneath his scruples to go out and get a good piece of ass. 


To Maximum Rock 'N' Roll,
I just bought your Sept 87 issue to find that the center spread was given to a band I'd never heard of (that's ok - I haven't heard of a lot of bands). I noticed it was filled with bad, immature cartoons. (that's ok - not everyone can be a good cartoonist). I noticed that the band is touting our great country America, and how everyone should lift weights and stop saying (expletives) or whatever. Oh yes, rewind those video tapes. Reagan wouldn't need to spend American money for the Contras to try to overthrow Niorauga and make 'em American pawns. Was that a joke to put CRUCIAL YOUTH on a 2- page spread? If it was, it wasn't funny.